Q. What do you call a man with a bird perched on this foot?

A. My colleague, James Smith. James had a suprise this morning when standing on the platform of Royal Albert DLR (Docklands Light Railway) station, a Canary(??) landed on his shoe and sat there for a least a minute before flapping its wings and catching the 8.42 to Stratford, ok not really, it just flew off. See my previous post about a Woodcock I found at Canning Town station! Whatever next!